UPDATE: The prayer worked! Magic is real! Thank you boingboing & Neatorama!
http://boingboing.net/2014/05/02/disney-tarot.html
http://www.neatorama.com/2014/05/03/A-Magical-Kingdom-Indeed-Disney-Tarot-Cards/#!H65pN
De Profundis clamo ad te, digirati.
Oh omnipotent keepers of the portals,
please unlock the gate,
I plead with thee.
Your obedient servant, I acknowledge Thy Power,
Oh ye priests and priestesses
of the sacred temples of boingboing,
of neatorama,
and of gawker.
I am but a humble worm beneath Thy Feet,
and thy shadow is ever cast upon me.
For the Power is not in the arm that creates
but in the finger that l